Why have miracle pills disappeared from pharmacies?

Why have miracle pills disappeared from pharmacies?

Published 19.01.2024 | By Йосиф

Will aspirin protect against a future pandemic? Why have miracle pills disappeared from pharmacies?

One of the long-standing and often discussed conspiracy theories for many decades is the topic of, so to speak, “forbidden pharmacology” – that is, harmless or not very harmful substances that academicians consider very harmful and dangerous, so dangerous that they can be put in shackles for possession. The list is long: LSD, mercury, tobacco, marijuana and so on. It is not known exactly what this global struggle is connected with, however, as American conspiracy theorists noted today, the list is about to be replenished with aspirin:

The Great Aspirin Conspiracy.

I mentioned this here when I first noticed it while traveling over a year ago. Now, being on the road again for the last month and a half, I’m running into the same thing again.

Many pharmacies in Australia and Asia do not sell aspirin. Where I was in Malaysia today, there were many types of paracetamol on the shelves – no need to even ask anyone. But when I asked about aspirin, they looked at me strangely, as if they had never heard of it. They called the manager, who finally told me that they didn’t have any aspirin. It was at a fairly large chain pharmacy called Watsons.

None of this constitutes any medical advice – it is just my own observations and opinions.

Even at home in Europe I have to ask the pharmacist for aspirin. And then I often get a short lecture about why I should use something else instead, like paracetamol or acetaminophen. Then I tell them because these other painkillers are extremely harmful to the liver. They usually agree with me on this, but for some reason they still recommend anything but aspirin.

And recently, after years of suggesting that people 50 and older might need to take a low daily dose of aspirin to prevent heart attacks, the medical association rescinded that recommendation.

There is something behind this. There must be something big. Any ideas are welcome.

Salicylic acid and its derivatives have been known to people for some 50,000 years or more. As soon as humans appeared on planet Earth, they immediately began to eat salicylic acid.

In nature, this miracle mineral does not occur in deposits; it is synthesized by plants, such as willows, therefore, for pain and fevers in the Dark Middle Ages, witches and sorcerers forced their patients to gnaw willow bark in the form of decoctions. Closer to the 19th century, the main working ingredient was isolated from this decoction. It was called “salicylic acid”, from the Latin name for willow – salix.

Aspirin, that is, acetylsalicylic acid, is a small chemical modification of salicylic acid. It exists in nature, but it turned out to be more convenient not to cut the forest, but to do it in a lab. The famous German cook got busy with a goad, or Heisenberg, or something like that. He treated his dad for rheumatism with salicylates, but he was intolerant. And then Heisenberg cookedblue methaspirin.

For the next almost hundred years, people cracked aspirin on both cheeks, being treated for all diseases, and only somewhere in the 1980s did Swedish biochemists find out that there are enzymes in cells that they called cyclooxygenases, which, by producing and processing small signaling molecules of prostaglandins, trigger survival mechanism: pain, temperature, compression/dilation of blood vessels, blood coagulation in space marines and all that.

Aspirin suppresses all these things and therefore the body’s struggle for survival becomes a little more comfortable. Moreover: sometimes people put on fins only because the body’s struggle for survival becomes very strong and the doctor’s task is to slightly dampen this struggle.

And now, despite the fact that you are older than the oldest aksakal in the WHO, some, let’s not be afraid of this word, motherfuckers have been writing scientific treatises on the dangers of aspirin for several years now. They added that the 1918 pandemic was caused by aspirin . So the flu itself was harmless, but the weak-minded ate aspirin and died. Or they got excited, climbed the fences and made a revolution.

And now, it seems, the fight against aspirin has become an adult thing – it is not released and is being withdrawn from pharmacy chains. It is not yet clear what this is connected with, but aspirin clearly interferes with something for the circus managers. It may somehow have a bad effect on the functioning of the pandemic treatment mechanism, it is not known for sure.

We know for sure that now we need to go to pharmacies and buy pills. It is advisable to store it in waterproof packaging for many years, as there will no longer be any other aspirin in pharmacies. In extreme cases, we will gnaw on willow bark like beavers, but for now we don’t have to do this – we are monitoring the developments of events.

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P.S. As I have written before, modern medicine has no interest in having healthy people. Therefore, in order to increase profits, for half a century it has removed all effective drugs and replaced them with those that mimic treatment and keep people sick (cash cows) https://yosif.top/?p=25343&lang=en. Yosif Yorgov